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Friday Funnies
I actually received two, count ’em, not one but two emails asking for the Friday Funnies to come back! It’s only been two weeks since the last installment – and people are missing the laughs.
Your wish (es) is my command!
Are you laughing out loud (LOL!!!) yet?
The funny above and the funny below are my life!
Seriously! If Google could make that a reality, I’d get at least 8 hours added back into my life each and every week!
December 5, 2014 1 Comment
birthday baby
Twenty-seven years ago today was one of the best days of my life. I was 27 years old and on that beautiful day, I gave birth to one of the loves of my life.
Today that beautiful baby girl turns 27 years old herself. The photo above was taken in Tucson this past Friday at the UA vs ASU Territorial Cup game. For obvious reasons, Marissa and her finance, Jeff, both UA alumni, were all smiles!
December 1, 2014 4 Comments
Friday Funnies
Today, I start with my favorite Funny of the week and end with two that are very closely related and on the mark!
November 14, 2014 2 Comments
panic attack
I am having a bit of a panic attack. I don’t want to give you one too, but…
Thanksgiving is 2 weeks from today!
If that wasn’t bad enough….
Christmas is 6 weeks from today!!!!
- How does this happen every single year?
- How do these major holidays sneak up on me?
- What the heck am I doing the other 10 months of the year that I can’t be better prepared?
- Does this happen to you?
Above is a true sign of my full-blown attack – I start asking rapid fire questions in complete and utter disbelief!
Breathe! In and out. Slow and deep breaths.
OK, I’m going to gather myself and dive head first in the holiday season by showing you how I’m going to get crafty with a recent windfall that was bestowed on me.
My dear, very sweet, thoughtful and generous friend, Kim, is moving. She has dropped off goodies to me for a few weeks now. Love!
The other day she brought a box filled with tartlet and candy tin molds.
November 13, 2014 4 Comments
SF 10.0
Marissa moved to San Francisco on June 19, 2011. I figure I’ve visited her and written about my trips at least nine times in these last 3+ years. Hence the SF 10.0 title.
The trip this past weekend was a wedding dress shopping trip. It was a success. We found the dress and had a glorious weekend, fog and all! (Do you see the Golden Gate peeking out in the background?)
Kaley, Marissa, Petra, and I went to the Renegade Craft Fair at Fort Mason, on Sunday afternoon.
There were so many wonderfully talented people selling unique, fun, and beautiful things. Marissa and I each pick up a set of these adorable berry napkins, perfectly packaged in berry boxes and tied with twine. It’s all about the packaging!
After the craft fair, the girls and I went to one of our favorite spots in the city, The Ferry Building.
It was there that we ran across this enormous pumpkin named “Roxanne.” She won 2nd place in the Elk Grove Giant Pumpkin Competition, weighing in at 1707 pounds. Makes you wonder about the 1st place pumpkin!
Later that evening, Petra flew home to San Diego while Marissa, Kaley, and I went to a new restaurant for dinner, Sons & Daughters. The Michelin one-star restaurant is not new, it has been open for four years, but it was new to us.
The menu is prix fixe and expensive. Very expensive. We enjoyed it, but there are so many terrific restaurants in San Francisco that don’t break the bank… I just can’t add it to my “highly recommended” list.
Here are photos of our nine courses!
The portions are tiny, but the meal is rich, satisfying, and surprisingly filling.
The beautiful and fun plates were almost as delicious as the food!
November 12, 2014 2 Comments
wedding dress shopping in SF
Marissa and I, along with her maid-of-honor, Kaley, and two of her five bridesmaids, Petra and Jessica, went wedding dress shopping on Saturday.
We visited two bridal shops and although the girls and I thought Marissa looked beautiful in nearly every dress, we have yet to find The One.
Marissa’s attendants were so helpful in finding dresses to try on! I just sat back and watched as they helped her choose dozens of dresses. What I loved most was how open she was to their choices. I knew some were not her style, but she gave all the dresses a fair shot.
I am not permitted to show you, Marissa, in any of them, but these “bottom half” photos will give you a small glimpse into our Saturday.
November 10, 2014 3 Comments
Friday Frustrations
You read it right, in place of the usual Friday Funnies – today I bring you Friday Frustrations.
Things that chap my hiney. Surprisingly, at the moment, I only have two. I shouldn’t say “at the moment” since these two things have chapped me for years. Oh well, they are the things on my mind at the moment.
You can ask anyone who has ever been at the counter in a Starbucks with me and they will tell you that I am embarrassing to be seen with. I don’t drink coffee, so I always order the same thing in the same way.
“Good morning, welcome to Starbucks what may I make for you today?”
“Good morning, I’d like a medium non-fat iced chai tea latte with 4 cubes of ice, please.”
“OK, a grande non-fat iced chai tea latte, light ice.”
“Yes, but not just “light ice” – only 4 cubes of ice.”
“Your name?”
“Linda.”
“That will be $4.43.”
Can you spot the embarrassing part? And I’m not talking about the fact that I refuse to use the word “grande” instead of “medium.”
No?
Well, imagine what happens if I get a cup that is half-filled with ice. If you’re looking to be embarrassed, stick around, things are about to get a little testy.
The reason for the “4 cubes of ice” is that I do not appreciate paying over $4.00 for a couple of sips of the refreshing beverage and being left with a cup full of frozen water. No one needs that much ice in their drink!
Notice how smart the cashier of this particular order was?
“Ask me.”
I’m sure when the barista did ask, the cashier had a few choice words to go along with, “Yeah, she only wants 4 cubes of ice.”
But what the heck do I care what they think of me!?!
November 7, 2014 8 Comments
a busy week “off”
I had not intended to take a week off from blogging. I had plenty of things going on, and lots of stuff to blog about. Honestly, I had too much going on and as a result, I was too exhausted to sit down and write about it!
There will be recipes this week – Posole, Moscow Mules, Perfect Steamed Artichokes, and more. Then on Friday, I’ll be off to San Francisco to “Say Yes to the Dress” with Marissa, along with her maid-of-honor and a couple of her bridesmaids. We will be dress shopping, eating out, and having girl-time all weekend long!
But for today, I shall share images and notes from my busy exhausting week.
On Friday night, Dave took me to Café Monarch for an early birthday dinner. The Café has a prix fixe menu that changes weekly. The only thing you choose is your entrée. I had the trout and Dave had the filet. The ambiance, service, and food were all pure perfection. I highly recommend it!
After dinner, we drove to Sky Harbor to pick up Marissa. Having my girl home, making it the perfect ending to a perfect evening.
Saturday morning brought a shock in the bathroom. While in the shower, I looked up. There above the bathroom door – a scorpion! I got out, dried off, and yelled for Marissa. It was beyond hilarious as we tried to decide how to kill it without risking it falling on us. There is a video, but it contains too much swearing and screaming to share. Rest assured, the thing is dead and we were not stung!
Later that morning, Marissa, Connor, and I went to El Chorro to meet with a wedding planner and to show Connor the wedding venue.
That evening, Connor went to work while Marissa, Dave, and I went to Steve and Tram’s annual Okbirthdayfest party. Steve’s birthday is October 9th, hence the “Okbirthdayfest” instead of the usual Oktoberfest.
But, as you can see, Birthday Boy-Chef Steve cooks up a traditional Oktoberfest menu. How about that gorgeous job Tram did on the chalkboard menu!?! Love me a chalkboard menu!
Chef Steve with his prized heat lamp-board of outstanding tender and delicious Sauerbraten!
Plus a very happy Marissa – holding sweet Zoey!
Guests were asked to bring their favorite cocktail to share. I brought Moscow Mules. Recipe later this week.
Sunday was our neighborhood Fall Fling. It was a blast! I spent the entire preceding week hunting and gathering items for the party.
All patios and nearly every flat surface were covered with party fixings. This is the part of event planning I love.
I love the party part too. Over 100 neighbors had a great time.
Even the setup was fun.
We had plenty of things to do for young and old alike.
As usual, I didn’t take nearly enough pictures. Darkness fell quickly on a cloudy night. The cleanup consisted of getting everything off the street and onto my driveway and patio.
This is what greeted me on Monday, my birthday, morning. Thankfully, my kids and my fantastic neighbors also woke up early and helped clean it all up.
An added bonus – my beautiful friend and neighbor, Karin, brought me birthday flowers! How sweet and thoughtful!
Before the day was through, I had flowers from not only Karin but also from Dave and from my beloved friend, Lori, all the way from Tokyo! xoxo
Connor took the day off work, which was a gift in itself. After cleanup, he and Marissa took me to The Biltmore Spa where the three of us had hot-stone massage pedicures! The perfect thing for weary legs and feet! We had a delicious early dinner at Pizzeria Bianco Town & Country.
To end my “mom and kids” birthday, after we dropped Marissa off at the airport, Connor and I stopped by the Salty Sow and tried a bunch of different cocktails and had quality mother and son time.
Tuesday brought a birthday lunch with my dad, an HOA committee meeting, and work that night.
Wednesday I spent most of the day trying to put away all the party stuff. As of today, it’s still not all put away! Maybe by the end of this week.
Peggy and Anne took me out for birthday dinner at Rusconi’s. We met at Peggy’s house, where grandson Cruz was visiting and Anne fell in love.
If you haven’t discovered Rusconi’s American Kitchen yet – get over there and thank me later!
As you can see, we loved every bite and wished it was in good taste and manners to lick the plates.
November 3, 2014 6 Comments
this and that…
Things are getting real around here. My daughter, Marissa, is getting married one year from today!!!
It’s time to get busy! When she got engaged over Mother’s Day weekend in May and when we picked the venue and set the date, way back in June, it all seemed so far away… now it seems so close.
No more procrastinating! I’ve only got 365 days!
Speaking of Marissa, she flies home tonight to spend the next 3 days with me for my birthday weekend. I’m sure I’ve mentioned it before, but I’ll tell you again, “I have the best daughter in the world!”
Plus, she’s going to be helping me with the Fall Fling that I’m working on. It’s our neighborhood’s fall festival. My house is overrun with Fall Fling fixings.
The front porch is getting piled up with buckets, tubs, tents, umbrella bases, and more.
October 24, 2014 3 Comments
get it while you can
OK, I posted about the awesome Hatch Valley Salsa from Trader Joe’s for the Green Chile Salsa and Pork Stew … and now it seems as though it may be gone for the season. You Snooze – You Lose.
That being said, I do not want you to lose out on this fabulous frozen pizza at Costco.
Honestly, I want you ALL to run to Costco and buy this frozen pizza so that they don’t ever get rid of it. Don’t you hate it when that happens?
October 23, 2014 4 Comments